Wikivoyage:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense/MY HOUSE
MY HOUSE is a city in MY TOWN.
Understand[edit]
THIS IS MY HOUSE.
Get in[edit]
DAILY TRAIN SERVICE FROM CAPITAL CITY .
BUS TO AND FROM LOCAL TOWNS AND CITES .
By plane[edit]
NEAREST AIRPORT IS CITY AIRPORT .
Get around[edit]
ON FOOT.
THERE ARE PLANS TO BUILD A METRO AROUND MY HOUSE WITH THE FIRST 2 LINES DUE TO BE COMPLETED IN MARCH 1543.
See[edit]
THE MAGNIFICANT POSTERS ON THE WALL IN MUSEUM OF MODERN POSTERS.
MANY INTRESTING DOCUMENTRIES AND DRAMA SHOWS ARE SCREENED DAILY.
Do[edit]
NOTHING TO SEE OR DO!!!!!
Learn[edit]
MAKE USE OF THE EXTENSIVE LIBRARY AND READING COLLECTING
TAKE PART IN A POLITICS OR LANGUAGE COURSE
Work[edit]
MANY SERVANTS POISITONS AVAILVBLE IF WANTED
Buy[edit]
MANY VINTAGE ITEMS FOR SALE
MANY MEALS AVAILABLE AND GOOD PRICE TO FOR THE BUDGET CONCCIUSSOUS !!
Eat[edit]
LOTS OF FOOD AVAILABLE AND FROM AROUND THE WORLD TOO!!
ALL IN ONCE PLACE !! BARGAIN!!!
Drink[edit]
BEER IS GOOD
FOR LARGER FAN THE CHOICE MAY BE LIMITED HOWEVER
MUCH REAL ALE AND GUINESS IS OFTEN ON OFFER
Sleep[edit]
YOUR NOT SLEEPING IN MY BED !!!!!!!!!
Contact[edit]
WHEN YOU COME YOU MUST THROW AWAY YOUR PHONE IMMEDIATELY.
Stay safe[edit]
YOU CAN'T STAY SAFE HERE!!!!!!
Cope[edit]
I CANT COPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get out[edit]
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!